still rekooping from thanksgiving weekend.
Yes I know it was last weekend, but it was a HARD lesson learned weekend.
Lesson #1 - Do not take 20 month old baby to the island and sleep over
If you did not learn lesson one continue reading the rest...
Lesson #2 - Do not expect to eat thanksgiving dinner with everyone at table if the meal isn't served by 4pm
Lesson #3 - Don't expect to stay and "visit" with family and friends after dinner ends, expect to go back to motel and weep.
Lesson #4 - Plan on eating your now cold and mushy thanksgiving dessert in pitch black motel room while your baby sleeps in cot next to you.
Lesson #5 - Don't plan on sleeping at all
Lesson #6 - Don't expect breakfast
Lesson #7 - Plan on baby falling asleep at most inopurtune time (while arriving home at the ferry terminal, ) 7b) plan on child waking up while putting him into carseat, and plan on listning to him scream bloody murder for your grandparents and parents to hear, while the stupid ferry people take their sweet ass (25minutes!!!) to get the cars going
Lesson #8 - Sometimes Thanksgiving could be just as nice with a family of three than with a family of 17
Lesson #9 - Stick to the baby's scheduale if you want to save your marriage
Lesson #10 - Most important lesson of all..... There's no place like home (click click)
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