Oh yes and this comment must be shared.... my darlin hubbie

JJ-Wan Kenobi said...
Hi babe! Listening to all that jazz music has paid off...our baby had a syncopated heart beat! Betchya he/she will pop out wearing a black beret and dark shades and immediately exclaim "Cool, momma and daddy-o!!!" Then, like the bird that shat on Jim, gloriously excrete all over me!!! And you, despite receiving more dope to slow down a rhino, will find the energy to laugh at me and our new beatnik baby!!!
11:49 AM

I've discovered it out

If you open the blogspot on explorer ( which jer HATES THAT I DO) it works and the latest post shows! But if I open it with Mozilla (with Jer LOVES ME TO DO) it vanishes into space and is only viewable by the those with invisibility cloak buster vision. HMPF still doesn't make me love computers any more.....

Test : How to feel nine months pregnant when you're only 4....

Answer - Eat Filipino cuisine.
You know I thought I felt the baby move today for the first time..... but it was only gas.

Here's a question for you mr stupid ass licking computer....

Why don't you show me that there are comments when there are comments? Why are you such a dooflebanger? What is your problem.... If I was a big wig CEO I would smash you to pieces with a metal baseball bat just to see your inards... and I would search among them FOR MY COMMENTS
whew...
I feel better now
but seriously what's up with the comments not being comments "0" ?

It's true there really is a little something something in there!

Oh and today, I officially believed it when the doctor talked to me like I'm pregnant. I heard the heartbeat! I even called Jer on the cell phone to let him listen since he couldn't be there. It actually only now feels real. All the pregancy tests, and sickness, and fatness just couldn't secure my belief....but that really fast bdmp bdmp bdmp sure did, and I just can't stop smiling about it.....

She gave me a feather from the bird that shit on me....

Okay so last friday night we had tickets to Canada's greatest kept secret Blue Rodeo! Opening act was Kathleen Edwards AWESOME singer/songwritter/guitar extrordinaire.... Then on came Blue..... and what a way to start a concert, Jim and Greg had no more than walked on to the stage and a bird (flying over, we were in Malkin Bowl in Stanley Park) shit on his shirt and all over his hair! It made for an awesome evening shit and all..... and I have to say * pregnant perk of the day* when there is a massive ass lineup for the loos, being pregnant rocks the party that ever rocked the party..... I never had to wait more than a few seconds!

I have know idea why that posted twice....

Stupid Computers......

Proof That I Have entered the Dark Side and learned how to cook....

Yes my friends, Amy Koop has cooked AGAIN! This time we tried a lovely chicken pot pie. And these are pictures to not only prove it, but to deter you against joining me on the dark side.... She cooks, she cleans, she does laundry SHE COOKS......... what is up with these nesting instinsts? WOAH Fetus preperation or what?

So I am officially 26 and couldn't even have a drink to celebrate it.....

in fact I havn't had a drink in like 4 months and am starting to think I may have had a drinking problem.... Just smelling the amaretto bottle makes me smile is that bad? Today a great friend from work is coming for a visit. I haven't seen her since my departure oh about 5 weeks ago mabye 6 weeks ago now and am soooooooooooo excited. Although my house is a total disaster and I have a sink full of dishes, but oddly enough the new me doesn't seem to care. The old me would be frantically scrambling around the house making it spic and span and neat as a pin... ( what is that "neat as a pin" does anyone know?) okay but in all seriousness I spent the morning in bed with my new maternity body pillow which is PURE HEAVEN finishing a very trashy romance novel. It was Lovely. I can't remember the last time I just relaxed and did nothing all morning and took care of me. It was so nice. And I figure in like 6 months ( well less ) I will never never again be able to pick up another trashy romance and my PURE HEAVEN pillow and hibernate for 5 hours ever again as long as I live.........or by the time that may actually be possible I'll be an old hag who writes them. So there. I'm loving this pregnant thing!

Breaking News

Well I finally did it, sent the email out to everyone Jer and I have had the oppurtunity to tell and those who we just haven't! Exciting Exciting. Funny I did it today on my birthday! It feels good to get it out. And it feels good to have made it past the so called scary zone.... tommorow I will officially be 13 weeks and one week into the fourth month.... it felt like the time just dragged and dragged but now I'm already showing and starting to love my new bod. It aint fat it's BeBe!

New Baby stuff!

Check out the pimping stroller and carrier my parents picked up for us! Jer's parents got us the matching pack n play, play yard thing, but I'm too lazy to put it together again.Pretty hip eh?

Birthday Barbeque Bash = Awesome new maternity clothes!

So last night we had my before actual birthday barbeque with a bunch of our friends. And check out the new maternity clothes from Irene and Cheryl! Love em! One hot mamma coming right up!

Soon to be Parents

Here we have the soon to be first time parents - one with a fair bit more cleavage than 3 months ago...flat chested women everywhere, forget the water bra go get yourselves pregnant!

Our ridiculously over priced onsey from Saltspring.... couldn't resist!

WOW - You sure get a heck of a lot fatter in a month....

and yes it has been a WHOLE month since I have updated. Sorry. Wait no I'm not sorry because no one knows this little secret blog even exists yet... heck I just told Jer!
Okay so this week I became officially 12 weeks pregnant and woa nelly a heck of a lot tummier too. On our little summer vacation to Saltspring and Victoria I actually had to break down and buy clothes that fit! We told a few more people, but I just don't think it's hidable anymore anyway. And technically I am now past the "scary miscarriage can still happen in this phase" phase, not that Jer and I cared to wait much in telling people anyway... we just aren't secret keepers when it's all about us! But yes I think possibly this week I will forward this link to the peeps who don't know yet and see their reactions. Fun Fun.
Okay what else has happened in the month that I took a hiatus from blogging.....
hhhmmmmm - oh am on medical leave from work... from crazy psycho boss that wouldn't let me pee and held me captive at reception for 4 hours - 4 HOURS PEOPLE. And I am pregnant now - so you think I peed a lot before.... talk to the flusher. So really being on medical leave can be all well and good - and yes I think I am finally getting into it.... but dealing with those GWL peeps is probably just as stressfull as dealing with psycho boss (from this point forward to be named PB)
Okay but I'm feeling better..... well still crying at every dr's appt but better.
Okay
#2 - still nauseas- Not nearly as much as before and definatley not everyday, but still nauseas
#3 - We went for our first pre - natal appt. So much fun and the Dr was sooooooo nice. Find out next next tuesday if we are either a) having twins or b) I'm just super short and the bulge has no where else to go but out and out early or c) the kid has a head inherited from both Jer's family and my family combined - and to that I say EPIDURAL. No in all seriousness at my very own birth the nurses thought I was mongoloid. Mongoloid..... because my head was soooo disproportionate to my little body ( past tense people) They wanted to put a shunt in my head, until my dad said no the head is normal all Koops have massive craniums it's a genetic gift. And well have you seen Jer's head.... it's pretty darn big too. Oh boy, thank dog I have 6 more months to mediate and calm myself down about birthing a child made up of both Jer and my head genes.
#4 - We went camping on Saltspring and yes 7 days on that Island is 4 too many. Although the fresh air kept the nausea at bay all day. Then we headed to Victoria to visit Fran and Rick and Steven and Ali, and then stayed at Caitlins house too! Had many adventures involving hardwood floors. But those are to never be mentioned.
#5 - Saw Miami Vice and LOVED it. Now Jer and I are HUGE vice fans we have season 1 and 2 on dvd and are anxiously awaiting 3..... and besides the nasty handlebar mustache and the fact that they didn't use phil collins in there somewhere it was dark, dangerous and down right divine.
Can't think of anymore.... will hopefully update a heck of a lot more often than I was but the thing is now that I'm home I feel obliged to work, whereas at work I had sooo much free time blogging was a snap - I know that sounds ridiculous but folks I cooked dinner for Jer last night. Okay you can pick your jaws off the keyboard now.... I amy koop cooked a meal, for the first time since the salmanella chicken episode - which was before we were even married and come this September that's 3 years ago now. Yes I'm even considering joining Darla Shine and the happy housewife club.... okay not yet......mabye actually never. That just wasn't even funny. I am deeply sorry to leave on such a thought.