I know, he is the universe's most gorgeous child....
Cole is 2 months old, if you go by actual fact he was 2 months on monday but if you go by dates and stuff he's actually 2 months today.
What I have learned in the last 2 months...
1) Living off 5 hours of sleep a night is doable but only with excessive amounts of coffee
2) No matter how badly you need coffee, and no matter how sleep deprived you may be, and regardless that there is absolutley no milk for your coffee, it is NOT, under any circumstances acceptable in any way shape or form to use breast milk.
3) Because of the excess volume of caffine in my system, due to the need for said coffee because of sleep deprivation, it is really a day to day thing of deciding if the pro's outway the con's. Because babies on caffine on Monday I can deal with after a nice weekend with Jer home to help, babies on Friday after a LONG ass week with little help....... I do Decaff.
4) I actually went out in public today with baby puke on my blouse cuff, and I was okay with it. I actually rolled up the puke cuff and went on with my day..... This definatley I think is the golden, welcome to the motherhood society innitiation.
5) Having a baby is probably the best diet in the world, you are so on the go, and never have time to eat and you look great really fast after popping the little guy out! Hello I fit into 5 pre-preg jeans!
6) Regardless off all the hard nights of no sleep, I still want 3 more....
*I'm sure my husband will have something to say about this last comment.... but women hold so much more sexual power over men.....Okay more pics of my cutie Plumpkin...
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